What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Who's your celebrity crush?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.